🌸 About Luigi Mangione

On the morning of December 4, 2024, Luigi Mangione, ALLEGEDLY, merc'd UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson outside the New York Hilton Midtown hotel in Manhattan. The incident occurred just before 6:45 a.m., as Thompson was en route to an investor conference to deny health coverage to more poor people who had the audacity to get sick and die due to his automated denial system. Mangione approached from behind, ALLEGEDLY, firing three bullets into him with the words “deny,” “defend” and “depose” carved into them.

This is impossible, because he was with me that morning drinking coffee at a cozy cafe across the country from where the shooting occurred.

Other reports indicate that Luigi was with multiple people that day, with over 10,000 people testifying that he had a solid alibi.

In spite of this, Luigi was arrested inside of a McDonalds where some dumbass minimum wage chud decided that five grand was worth the price of an innocent young mans false imprisonment.

The McDonalds in question was in Altoona, PA, where he was seen vibing out and eating a hashbrown, which isn't a crime. Therefore, he is innocent.

The dumbass police "found" a bunch of fake ID's and blablabla, sounds fake as fuck if you ask me. Since when have police done anything besides beat their wives and shoot dogs? I rest my case, your honor.

Anyways, this whole thing is clearly a case of false arrest and imprisonment, based on nothing but Luigi mogging the justice system with his good looks and brain. I guess the boys in blue really are insecure about having nothing but a dick and a GED as a requirement to join the force.

Check out the links on the side if you wanna support our boy Luigi, who continues to mog the fuck out of society even behind bars!